5 tips of not making your girl pissed off over your girlfriend

1.your girl doesn't need to know what you told your girlfriend about her.
-it makes her think that she has to have your girlfriend's consent to be with you. NEVER.EVER.DO.THIS.

2.your girl doesn't really want to know the witty remarks/hilarious jokes/latest gossip from your girlfriend.
-your girl will think that you're subconsciously comparing her with your girlfriend. and if she confronts you with it, means she has had enough and only divine intervention can save you from her wrath.

3.never use the words "...but she has known me for ages", "...but she understands me better than myself" or anything else in similar vein for excuses should the need to do so rise.
-your girl would like to think that only and ONLY her thought counts and she is the ONLY ONE that "knows you better than yourself". eventhough you value your girlfriend's opinions much more than hers. just DON'T.

4.cut down the playful "punch-at-the-shoulder"s and control your impulse to joke uncontrollably with your girlfriend in front of your girl.
-your girl doesn't appreciate you being "chummy" with another female. even if she says she's cool with it. DO.NOT.BELIEVE.

5.only call or text your girlfriend in front of your girl in life-threatening situations.
-this is a no-brainer. duh~*


found myself in the "girlfriend" seat a number of times. too many for my own liking, i say. my guy friends have a tendency to get me in deep shit although i know they didn't mean to. judging from the cold shoulders their girls gave me (which the guys were totally clueless to begin with), it's a wonder i haven't freeze to death already.

guys, however platonic our friendship is, remember this. your girl don't want to share you with any other female in your life (family and relatives not included, but sometimes they will be).