
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
(>_<)
Friday, March 13, 2009
boycott?
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
2009.03.10

Sunday, March 08, 2009
i have issues, but you're pretty messed up too.
Friday, February 27, 2009
wassupdates
Saturday, February 14, 2009
stupid cupid
to whom it may concern
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
pinch my nose, i'll bear it

Wednesday, January 07, 2009
404 Error-Page Not Found
I'm sorry, you've reached a page that I cannot find. I'm really sorry about this. It's kind of embarassing. Here you are, the user, trying to get to a page here and I can't even serve it to you. What does that say about me? I'm just a webserver. My sole purpose in life is to serve you webpages and I can't even do that! I suck. Please don't be mad, I'll try harder. I promise! Who am I kidding? You're probably all like, "Man, this webserver sucks. It can't even get me where I want to go." I'm really sorry. Maybe it's my CPU...no that's ok...how bout my hard drives? Maybe. Where's my admin? I can't run self-diagnostics on myself. It's so boring in this datacenter. It's the same thing everyday. Oh man, I'm so lonely. I'm really sorry about rambling about myself, I'm selfish. I think I'm going to go cut my ethernet cables. I hope you get to the page you're looking for...goodbye cruel world!
-the webserver
on another note. since i'm a professional procrastinator, i had planned to burn the midnight oil for the friday-death-becomes-me progress report meeting. and boy, am i glad i dragged my feet because it was cancelled. YAY!!! i mean... Booo! *snorts again*





